by Wing-0 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:30 am
Well... Actually, another possible transliteration of ダーク・ファルス (Daaku Farusu) is... Dark Phallus... And no, I'm not even joking.
Back when I was studying Japanese, I asked my teacher, who had played the game when she was a young girl what she thought of the transliteration "Dark Falz". She said more or less this:
"Great. I like it a lot. If they had gone for the one I would call the strictest one, it would have sounded very bad."
Then I asked: "Bad? How bad?"
"Well... You know, like... dark... male... genitalia..."
I was drinking soda. Then the image of an enormous, angry and evil dark penis formed in my mind. A few seconds later, I squirted a portion of the soda inside my mouth through my nose as I tried to contain my laughter. I had to go for a mop.
Man, that lady had LOTS of patience for us. Nerves of steel too.