Just before I go to sleep...

[Wing-0]

There's this PS joke someone told a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away... no, wait, wrong series... AHEM!!

This joke haunts me so much I sometimes crack up while walking alone when I remember it. People usually stare at me with weird faces...

Here it is:

Okay, so Chaz and Rika finally marry. On their wedding night, Rika, being still young and somewhat innocent, is sitting on the bed waiting for Chaz who is changing his clothes for bed.

Chaz comes out and is wearing nothing more than his underwear. He makes a striking pose and asks: "Do I make you horny baby?"

Rika looks at him less than amused and replies: "No! SEED did, and they're called ears, stupid!!" and she covers herself with the sheets angry.

Okay, that's it... It may be a little bit obscure, but MAN, it's made me laugh for YEARS. I wish I knew who to credit this joke to. It's not mine, I must admit, hahahahah.

Oh, the extra narration for the scene is mine, though... =P

If you've got a PS joke, please share it!

[Nate556]

I read some really funny ones on a website once. I forget what one, but it was a whole section of the site dedicated to "You know you've played too much Phantasy Star if...."
and some of the follow ups were really funny, like....
"... if you go outside and kill bees and ants expecting to get stronger."

"... If you think a nights rest will cure all your injuries."

"... you eat a burger because you skinned your knee"

"... you only walk in straight lines, and turn at '90 angles"

"... you stop randomly and say 'there's nothing unusual there' "

"... You feed your cat nuts hoping it will grow wings and let you ride it"

"... You go into a church and expect to hear a sermon about how much EXP you need for the next level."

"... You think walking on lava only hurts a little bit"

There were more, but these jokes still make me smile from time to time.

[Semix]

I read some really funny ones on a website once. I forget what one, but it was a whole section of the site dedicated to "You know you've played too much Phantasy Star if...."
and some of the follow ups were really funny, like....
"... if you go outside and kill bees and ants expecting to get stronger."

"... If you think a nights rest will cure all your injuries."

"... you eat a burger because you skinned your knee"

"... you only walk in straight lines, and turn at '90 angles"

"... you stop randomly and say 'there's nothing unusual there' "

"... You feed your cat nuts hoping it will grow wings and let you ride it"

"... You go into a church and expect to hear a sermon about how much EXP you need for the next level."

"... You think walking on lava only hurts a little bit"

There were more, but these jokes still make me smile from time to time.

Me and a online pal did 100ways to tell your a vidio game addict. They got boring at 50 or so and gave up at 70 or so. Still could keep going. Also Wing-0= LAWL Great joke

[augmentedfourth]

While playing through the original Phantasy Star, my friends and I joked that when the transfers/Fly spell made Alis "feel very light", she must have gotten into the Laconian Pot. Maybe Laconian Pot + Laerma Nuts = delicious "special" brownies (like the ones some of my college friends were so fond of).


Nate, I believe that list comes from the PS Pages, and yes, it is highly entertaining.


Who wants to revive the Conversations Within Elsydeon?

[BenoitRen]

JWL made many great jokes back on the PSDB. I started saving them, but to this day I still lament the loss of his "Adventures of Raja, part 2".

Anyway, this is one of his posts, titled: "Ha! The truth about Rika!", part of the thread "Top Ten Phantasy Star Fashion Quotations":

4. "Actually, my ankles are genetically engineered for them. If I wear flat heels, it ruins my balance." --Rika (or any HUnewearl)

Seed: This is Rika, the product of 1000 years of improvement upon the Prototype.

Chaz: 1000 years of improvement, huh? What was wrong with the Prototype?

Seed: Neifirst wore sandals. Can you believe that?!?! I mean, flat heeled sandals?!?! Man... that ain't sexy.

Chaz: Oh I know what you mean. Don't you find it odd that an otherwise attractive woman like Alys isn't married, yet I can't stop ogling Rika and her legs?

Rika: Ogle?! Cool! Let's go outside and find some more men to ogle me!! Clothing is optional on Motavia, right?

Seed: I made a few other improvements, too.

Chaz: Seed, you old dog!

Seed: *lecherous chuckle*

[Zucca]

Haha. I laughed!

[Wing-0]

MEEE!!! I WANNA TRY REVIVING THE CONVERSATIONS WITHIN ELSYDEON!!

Since Odin was dead for a long time and people hurt were healed by eating fast food way back in his lifetime, he thought of a way to make his place within Elsydeon nicer. He came with an idea slightly based on the burger... meat between bread... He invented the hotdog.

Rika and Chaz pass by Odin's hotdog stand and ask him:

Chaz: Hey there Odin, what smells so nice?

Odin: Oh, it's a new dish I invented I call them hotdogs It's basically meat between bread with some other ingredients added. Want some?

Rika: Sure! I'm hungry now!

Chaz: I'll have one too!

And so, Chaz starts munching on his with a happy face... Still, Rika just stares at hers with a less than interested face...

Odin: What is it? Does it smell bad?

Rika: Uhhh... Do you think I could get a different part of the dog?

Chaz stops, look at Rika opening the bread and revealing the contents...

Chaz: BARRRFFF!!!

Give it a little thought and you'll understand...

[BenoitRen]

Reposting lost posts:

I gave a strong grin to Mr.BenoitRens one

Wing-0 needs help.

That was disgusting...

sucker

But you were laughing, weren'tcha? =P