Phantasy Star Journal by Paulo Aquino

Pop goes the Mammoth... ...Hey, let's cut the crap, will you?

With the money at maximum, the guys were in a temper to take on an entire army of Mammoths. Alis and her friends are even burning their saiyan spirits. Wanting so bad to earn levels (face the facts, guys: no one wanted to take on the irritating Lassic being all pooped-up and fatigued), we had all to happen to us: charred Mammoths by Alis, Mammoths flying until they collided to each others by Noah's Wind (and even Mammoths toasted by Noah's Thunder). There even was a moment when Odin said to Myau: Are you ready, pal?. Myau replied Yes!. Odin threw Myau towards a Mammoth like if Myau was a baseball. Whirling, Myau attacked with the Silver Fang, causing the 200th Mammoth to collapse on the ground.

With the lovely red-head Alis at lv. 28, Alis wonders if we should be looking for the laconia weapons. I told her those weapons couldn't be found in shops, but I know where these weapons are. Noah asks me: Which one should we start looking for?. My answer: The sword! I know where the Laconian Sword and the other weapons are, trust me! Although I prefer to leave Alis in charge of the group!. Alis, reddened, said: Hey... I may not be that good as field leader! I may be getting mightier by the instant! But if you all trust me, all I can do in return is retribute! At least I know this is what Nero would do!

In order to spare you readers from a wearisome description about what the guys faced in the Forgotten Tower on Palma (including some Marauders), on the final level, after some Green Dragons, we finally fought Red Dragon. Red Dragon didn't last long in Alis' hands. It was then it happened: with Red Dragon's fall, Alis found the Laconian Sword. When Alis raised the sword, her energy and the blade resounded like one, causing the sword to shine.

That was awesome!, said Myau. We couldn't have done it without your aid, thank you!, Alis said, who even hugged me and gave me a kiss. This glow emitted by the sword was just because Alis raised it... ...It can be a sign. It can be related to Alis' real power. Alis, did you always have this colossal energy? It looks like the energy of a powerful fairy!, Noah said. Odin interrupted: No time for this! What's the next weapon we need?. I answered that there is the Laconian Armor to get. On Dezoris. Oh boy, we are going to face that cold again. On Dezoris we reached the Guaron Morgue. We will feel like in Resident Evil...

Once at said morgue, a dezorian approached us: What have you come for? Do you intend some mischief?. No, silly, I intend to run a race with Sonic! What a dork! ... Odin warned us: No need to worry about a bunch of freaks who forgot they are already dead! We solve this!. After entering the morgue corridors, a Zombie with four HP levels put itself before us. Omae wa mo shindeiru! Sorry, wrong series! ... Excuse me..., Alis said, who launched herself towards the living corpses and butchered them all with the sword. Alis even grinned at me. I just couldn't understand why those undeads couldn't stop dribbling? ... When we got near a door, Noah suspected (add your favorite joke here): Wait! Do you know the kind of traps this place has? This place is surrounded by an energy which resembles Lassic's coarse energy!. Odin said: Myau, you already know what to do!. Myau went disarming a trap. A-OK!, Myau said. We entered and found a chest. Myau volunteered again to foil the trap and there was the Laconian Armor. Odin, the only one strong enough to wear it, noticed: Why are you... ...that far? ...I won't do you anything!. Even Noah laughed. I requested Noah to heal everybody, because there was still the shield and the axe to find.

Ice Digger, launch!! I told them about the Laconian Shield. Be careful up ahead. At the break in the road, go to the left!, a dezorian said. No effin' way!! I'd rather smell the damn Shao Kahn's smelly armpits! After going down (and even going up) some levels, Myau acted, and the Laconian Shield was found. Only the axe was left. Look forward to the next episode.

MY HEAVEN IS ALIS' HEAVEN

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