Phantasy Star Journal by Paulo Aquino

Once into Naula cave, we made the first use of Dungeon Key. Before, by curiousity, I saw Baya Malay prison, which had a door which was locked by magic. That gave me memories of my teen years when I played Doom... I meet an Evildead with two HP levels, which shows itself being too little to Alis and the others. Several Goldlens later (I admit I was expecting those trap-doors), I found the goddamned bakery. Sorry, Myau you big eater, but this cake is for the Governor! After battling two Werebats which had two HP levels, I find... ...a Short Sword. What will I do with this trinket anyway? And what if I shoved it into yours?? Of course, I'm selling it! And Alis even has the Ceramic Sword! I could leave with the Shortcake and used the Transfer to go back home. There's still a cave to visit: the feared Iala cave. This is looking like Shining in the Darkness!

Did I mention that I love Phantasy Star 1's tune of towns? Mainly that it's in D-minor. Before entering the feared Iala cave, I went to the scorching hot Motavia planet. Here, buddy, a thick fur so you can withstand the attacks better! Off to Iala! Just when I, the beautiful Alis and the others went there, we found an... ...empty treasure chest! Hardy-har! What were they thinking when they added to the game an empty chest?

No one ever came back alive from the room in the distant corner!, who does he think he scares? Hey you eyesore, if you don't know, I have ample experience with video games! I already faced freakos which were uglier and tougher than you!

I want you all to understand that it would be a helluva pain in the neck if I mention here every monster I face, but there was a Werebat with four HP levels, dude, it was a tough battle! Yet... ...finally the red-haired heroine learned Fire!! When will this crap end? Hey, this door is locked! What the hell is this? Four anorexical bitchy bimbos? No, it's a four-HP-levels Skeleton!! In this battle the wondrous red-haired Alis used the spell Fire for the first time! It was tough, but we survived, and Myau even got an Iron Fang! As for quitting the cave...

So we did it! We still had to see the Governor! Let's go to Paseo, on Motavia! How funny, the Robot-bozos were sleeping! And again, when I pass through the corridor to the Governor's palace, I feel that evil energy! A Robotcop volunteered to take the Shortcake to the Governor! The cool part is that beside the palace, there is a house where we can restore our energy, and a beautiful girl welcomes me! Once at the palace, we are welcomed by the Governor, that requests us to trip to the Maharu cave, to he north, in order to give a letter of his to the wizard Noah, personal friend to the Governor. He gave us his vote of confidence and recommends us to spend the night there. This is when we started to get drowzy...

We started to have a weird dream... ...By Lara Croft's navel, what's this? Is it that Motorhead's gargoyle! And it will attack us!! One by one, the group is annihilated! It's a good thing that it's just a dream, or that freak, that "Carnival-queen" would get its!! ...

Swearing to find Noah, we set our journey to Maharu cave. On our way, knowing that some monsters speak, a Barbrian talks to us, saying that he wants to be friends with the palmans. We proceeded into the cave. A level below, we met a young wizard clad in blue and white, and wearing glasses. He showed us spirit serenity, but he looked somewhat reserved. A proof of this was what he said when he saw us. Luckily Alis was fast to give him the Governor's letter. Noah can be unsociable sometimes but he wants Lassic to pay dearly for his crimes, and that's why he joined Alis' group. Noticing my presence, Noah asked if I was her boyfriend. Myau disliked the allusion...

We finally left Maharu and came back to Governor's palace. The Governor saw his friend's dissatisfaction towards Lassic and wishes us good luck with our journey. Nice, ain't it!?

Now for a part that will make many a gamer frown at me, but if the one who never did this in Phantasy Star 1, throw the first stone. I did this stuff on my Sega Master System (I won it on my 14th birthday), I did it when I played it in Meka emulator (in my first experiences with emulators), and I do it now! I had to let Alis and the others die, only Noah remaining. If the dirty minds out there are imagining some idiot stuff, it would be better that it was a she indeed! The fact is that when I met Noah first, Alis was already at lv. 12. And I don't like it much when someone is at a rather low level. Just imagine a lv. 20 Alis with a poor lv. 4 Noah... At least I could buy the Magic Lamp! And I got a whole new priority in life: the key which opens magic-locked doors.

Well, I already went to the church to revive Alis, the shirtless burly guy, and the pokémon. Sabcab sebrus bass! Welcome back, sweet beautiful Alis! Thinking now that I'll only fetch Dr. Luveno when Alis reaches lv. 18...

MY HEAVEN IS ALIS' HEAVEN

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