Rule Brittania!
Do you know what peeves me off the most? Teenage pregnancies. Why do these stupid dickheads throw their life away just for the sake of peer pressure? They're only young for christ's sake!<p>What's also infuriating is that their smug smiles implies that they know what they are getting out of their stupid mistakes: £600 a week in benefits (£28,000 a year), a council flat courtesy of the taxpayers -- they get rewarded instead of punished!<p>Girls of all ages, you don't need to work hard for an education to get a job, oh no. What you need to do to have a luxourious life is these five simple steps:<p>1. Make sure you get your first period.<br>2. Wear skimpy clothing (Thongs, short skirts, push-up bra -- the lot).<br>3. Find some poor sap to be your sperm donor. (e.g. : someone that is 15, skinny and has loads of acne).<br>4. Let him have his wicked way with you. But remember to fake your orgasms to keep him going when the only thing that is giving you the most pleasure is that you know your government is going to award you £600 a week.<br>5. Vote Labour.<p><p>[size=small][Edit by ThePeaGuy on [TIME]1117318282[/TIME]][/size]