You know you've played too much Phantasy Star when...

[Phan]

...if you carry a dead body all the way to a church and ask the Priest to restore the corpse's will to fight.

[Phan]

...if you've ever looked at Myau and had romantic thoughts.<p>...if you like your women tall, muscular, fiesty, and with bizzare vestigal ears.

[thriwren version 2]

..you go to Microsoft's HQ and think Bill Gates is in Pandora's Box and he created Mother Brain.

[Forge]

<blockquote><i>Originally posted by Phan</i><p>...if you carry a dead body all the way to a church and ask the Priest to restore the corpse's will to fight.<br></blockquote><p>...when the Priest then chants and actually does.

[Phan]

...if you present the president with a plan to turn all deserts into forests, all he has to do is tell the Earthmen it's okay to bring in Mother Brain.

[Phan]

:ufo: ...if you allow your alien abductors to anully probe because they vaugely resemble Dezorians.

[//att_/ortex2]

...You learn how to play all the songs on any instrument<p>...You figure out lyrics for "Tonoe de pon"<p>...You consider Star Wars a copy of the Phantasy Games becuase they had Laser weapons too.

[Phan]

...if you but the DNA of George Lucas, Gene Roddenbery, and all the members of Sonic Team into an embryo thinking it will create someone who can make the ultimate Phantasy Star game.

[thriwren version 2]

...when you have a cold you think your nose is filled with a buch of wet Dezorians.

[Forge]

Although this is slightly off topic, its still quite relevant. This actually happened to me.<p>After I spent ages Rare hunting on PSO, I actually started seeing the red boxes in real life... That's a true symptom.

[//att_/ortex2]

That's wierd you know :~ I once dreamt that a Sandworm ate my realtives...

[Phan]

<blockquote>Although this is slightly off topic, its still quite relevant. This actually happened to me. <br>After I spent ages Rare hunting on PSO, I actually started seeing the red boxes in real life... That's a true symptom.<br></blockquote> <p>A similar thing happened to me, a day later I came down with the worst fever I ever had.

[Phan]

Seeing as we're getting... fftopic: <p>...if you think Mother Brain has nice ones!

[thriwren version 2]

... you want to marry the final form of Profound Darkness due to her sex appeal.<br>I do find PD final form is more apealing.<p>[size=small][Edit by thriwren version 2 on [TIME]1121975833[/TIME]][/size]

[Muuuu teki]

...you've written an exhaustive fan fiction about PS.<br> ...and you've cosplayed as one of your characters.<br>...you laugh at Raja's jokes, after the millionth time or so you've read over the script, as you transcribed it.<br>...you dream of seeing Nei in nothing but a plasma ring.<br>...you look at the posts without really reading the topic and say, "Yeah...So what?"<br>...you have instant death skills, and you try them out on the rabbits in your neighborhood.<br>...if you get into a fight, you only attack after the guy you're fighting attacks, and complain that he's fighting dihoronably when he doesn't allow you to fire a punch (though I suppose it goes for any turn-based RPG).<br>...you dream you could have Rune's theme play whenever you walk into the room.<br>...you hear how NASA is testing 'land rovers' in Meteor Crater, Arizona and think, "WOO-HOO! We're going to Paseo!"<br>...you believe that an apparent rennaisance that seems to occur every 200 years relates to the times when Pluto is not the ninth planet.<br>...you start talking to cats in hope that they'll give you a nice weapon.<br>...you want them to play "Requiem for Lutz" at your funeral.<br>...you go on about how Dark Force from PS3 is Dark Force as much as "Cablon" is.<br>...you think fortune tellers are only pretending to be vague.<br>...you think you and everyone you know is a destroyer.<br>...you sit up all night wondering why the Earthmen didn't have any women on board their ship if they were trying to colonize the Algol system.<br>...you can think up this many responses to that open-ended statement.<p><p>[size=small][Edit by Muuuu teki on [TIME]1122173608[/TIME]][/size]