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  • "You know, I have always wondered why they call them "Musk Cats". " - Rolf
    "Trust me, you don't want to find out. Hey Myau, come here." - Alis, holding a bottle of Febreeze/deodorizer
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "We didn't want Daughter going crazy like Mother Brain did. So it was agreed she should run Linux, just to be safe." - Wren, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "Hey, Mother Brain, did you order something recently? There's someone by the name of Samus in the door looking for you. Says she's got a missile with your name on it." - Zio, answering a knock on the door.
    "0_0" - Mother Brain.
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "Hey, Demi. What were all those cables and connections Zio had strapped you with? He could have simply taken out your power cells to disable you, right? Why did he do that?"
    "... "
    "He... he was using me to download MP3's for free."
    "Oh, my... "
    - Alys and Demi, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "Hmm, free MP3's... " - Kain and Shir, thoughtful
    "Don't even try it, guys." - Rolf
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "No, no, and a thousand times, no! And get those ethernet cables away from me!" - Wren
    "Aw, c'mon, Wren!" - Kain
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "If Mother Brain finds out I'm abusing my administrator privileges, I'm in big trouble." - Siren.
    "Just hurry up an' download it." - Kain.
    "By the way, can you burn me a disc?" - Shir.
    "... " - Siren
    Conversations just outside and behind Netrdeon (by Specineff)
  • "OW! OW! OW! MY PAWS!!" -Myau, suddenly realizing that unlike the others, he's not wearing any shoes when crossing the lava, Conversations While in Palma (by Specineff)
  • "Of course. The heroine Alis Landale and her companions, King Rhys, master hunter Rudo Steiner and the reverent Lutz... all of them living forever inside of the Legendary Elsydeon sword. Suuuuuuuuure. I think that Locusta hit you just too hard on the head, Hahn." - Alys Brangwin, A conversation just after resting at the Inn (by Specineff)
  • "It's called a Rappy." -Daniel.
    "No. It's a Chirper." -Rhys.
    "Rappy." -Daniel.
    "Chirper." -Rhys.
    "Rappy!" -Daniel.
    "Chirper! -Rhys.
    "Ah, who cares? They taste great when Rafoie'd!" - Nol with Akiko's Frying Pan
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "Nice going, Chaz. Only *you* could come up with the idea of making breakfast using an Egg Blaster, and Akiko's Frying Pan." - Rune, wiping egg yolk from his face, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "Yeah, it was me all the time, and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids, and your cat!" - Dark Force to the PS1 heroes, just after being discovered and defeated in the Governor of Motavia's house (by Specineff)
  • "Ok. So let me get this straight: You guys *CAN* have names that are actually longer than four letters?" - Shir, to any PSO character, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "Pay up, Shir. Heh, heh." - Daniel, to Shir, after the above CWE.
    "Ok, here's your money. Now shut up." - Shir
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "x_X" - Noah/Lutz, after passing out.
    "WrenOS has found a fatal exception on 32C:000000009826 and cannot continue... WrenOS has found a fatal exception on 32C...." - Wren, with a blank stare.
    "Let me guess. They tried to crack the mystery of Names Longer Than Four Letters again." - Daniel to Red Ring Rico.
    "Yup." - Rico.
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "That's funny. I just realized Grandfather Dorin's name is longer than four letters, and all this time no one has made a big deal out of it." - Daniel the Earthling.
    "Want to guess why he's not here?" -Alys, with a malicious smile.
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" - Grandfather Dorin, Conversations Within Netrdeon (by Specineff)
  • "Hi there, my friend. Looking for something unique and interesting? Oh, yes, yes. I can see it in your eyes.... sure, anyone can have those Kaladgolgs, Red Handguns, Psycho Wands and Dragon Slayers. Or how about those Chao or ChuChu mags? No, not you, you are not just anyone. Why for that kind of people I have something more special, yes. Come, step closer, take a look at this beauty: This, my friend, is nothing less than a true rarity for connossieurs like you. Behold, for you can feast your eyes on a true Dreamcast Broadband Adapter... and it can be yours today for a very, very reasonable price... ;-) " - Shir showing the inner pockets of her trenchcoat, conversations with a PSO character in a dimly-lit spot of Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "Let's walk on top of the lava, they said. We'll just heal afterwards, how bad can it be? They said. That was easy for them to say. They weren't the ones walking on four *bare* paws! OW!" -Myau, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "Wait a minute. Why didn't we just Ryuker-ed ourselves out from where the humans had us surrounded?" - Rolf.
    "We had just fought DF and Mother Brain, and were out of TP, remember?" - Amy.
    "We could have used one of the Telepipes I swiped along the way. Had lots of them with me." - Shir.
    "Why didn't you tell us?" - Rolf.
    "You didn't ask." - Shir.
    *Rolf bangs his head against the wall again*
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "This program has performed an illegal operation and will shut down... This program has performed and illegal operation and will be shut down... This program..." - Miun.
    "AAAAAAAAGGGGGHH! I give up!!" - Kain, pulling his hair and tossing a wrench away.
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "If you think that Demi blabbering all the time about Data is bad, Wren, try handling Rika AND Nei with that Cait Sith and Red XIII. What did they have? A megaphone, a stupid plush mog, patch in the eye, and a tail on fire. Big deal. I can grow up ten times my size and fly with only one Laerma nut, and held the Silver Tusk for them for one millennium! Ingrates..." - Myau, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Specineff)
  • "I'm kind've glad they left out the part where I said, 'Better me than Hugh.'" - Nei, commenting on the historical records of her death, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by William Clark)
  • Nei & Rika: "You shut your mouth, how can you say, 'Ahh! A monster!' and run away? I am Numan and I need to be loved... just like everybody else does..." - Karaoke Night Within Elsydeon (by Ben Yee)
  • "I had just one burger left after Dark Falz, and I'm savouring it!" - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon
  • Profound Darkness: So, what is with the decor in that ship of yours?
    Dark Falz: Well, I'd just finished eating the crew, and then landing wasn't exactly sliding on ice, so...
    - Conversation within Netrdeon (by Xic Nox)
  • Zio: Eck! You're drooling!
    Saccubus: Well, I got one of them, didn't I?
    - Conversation in Zio's Fort (by Xic Nox)
  • We should have squeezed it. Should have wrung their little neckses, Precious! - Sand Newt in a Conversation with Itself (by Xic Nox)
  • HUmar: That's a nice head wound you've got there.
    RAmar: What, this old thing? Gillchic. Your intestines aren't too bad, yourself.
    HUmar: Thanks for noticing!
    - Conversation within Elsydeon (by Xic Nox)
  • Shir: Hey, guys! I got something from nextdoor!
    Lassic: Get back hewe wi' my teef uo wi'lle punk!
    Conversation within Elsydeon (by Xic Nox)
  • Man, since this "Ragol" thing, we've been getting huge traffic! - Dark Force, Conversations Within Netrdeon (by Xic Nox)
  • Alis: So. You're my Great Great Great Great-
    Rolf: Just call me Rolf and forget about it, okay?
    Conversation within Elsydeon (by Xic Nox)
  • Rhys: My grandfather was King of Palma!
    Rolf: So? My GRANDMA could beat your grandfather!
    Conversation within Elsydeon (by Xic Nox)
  • Demi: I was always wondering. It seems like there are still tons of Wren-types left in Algo, but how come there are no Mieu-types left?
    Mieu: Bad planning. The manufacturers ran out of four-letter words that started with M and had the U sound. They had to skip Mule.
    Conversation within Elsydeon (by Xic Nox)
  • "My god can beat up your god any day of the week!" - Zio to Rune in a Conversation within Elsydeon (by Xic Nox)
  • "You think all I know is her measurements? Wait till you hear about- Ow! Ow! Stop that!" - Grandfather Dorin and Alys in a Conversation within Elsydeon (by Xic Nox)
  • "Hey, Nerd-Boy!" *Ka-click* - Myau to Noah in a Conversation Within Elsydeon (For Sluggy Freelance fans, by Xic Nox)
  • Alis (refering to the guards at the Spaceports): Where did they get those outfits? In a galaxy far, far away? - Conversations Within Elysdeon (by Ancient)
  • "Man you guys have it easy with those cloning facilities. When somebody died in our party, we had to go to church." - Odin, speaking to Rudo, Conversations within Elysedon (by Ancient)
  • "Spaceport security is a joke. The guards don't even check your passport, they just ask if you have one! What if a terrorist hijacked the shuttle?" - Alis on Spaceport security, moment of silence for 9/11 (by Ancient)
  • "Seriously, does ANYONE ever waste their time trying to navigate that Scion cave just to get that crappy Iron Fang. I'm telling you, that cave is cursed. Its not worth it!" - Myau, Conversations within Elysdeon (by Ancient)
  • "You know those big monsters we always fight in the landrover? Where the heck do they go when we aren't in the landrover?" - Chaz, Conversations within Elysdeon (by Ancient)
  • "A claw? You call THAT a claw?! THIS is a CLAW!" - HUnewearl to Nei, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Eden)
  • "We actually spiked Raja's drink at the bar in Zosa to make him fall ill so we wouldn't have to take any more of his stupid jokes!" - Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Rika Rulz)
  • "I do not know if I had seen them before! The pink girl just looked cute!" - Myau, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Rika Rulz)
  • "Seed said that you were a failed experiment?" - Rika
    "No! I was not the failed experiment! Remember it was Neifirst that was it! I didn't exist when they created her!" - Nei Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Rika Rulz)
  • "Who ever carved that statue of me in the Esper Mansion made me look too fat!" - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Rika Rulz)
  • "I don't remember a spaceship being on Dezoris, I was playing with the Landale!" - Odin, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Rika Rulz)
  • "I was the first generation Lutz and I told them not to mess with the magic spells and do they listen? Nooooo! They decided to drop magic and create those stupid technique things!" - Noah, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Rika Rulz)
  • "What's the difference between a Force's favourite technique and his robe? One's a force of habit and the other is a habit of a force! Hahaha!" - Raja, Conversations Within Elsydeon
  • Lutz *tripping on message capsule*: "What? What the heck is this thing?"
    Rico: "Oh, sorry, my bad - force of habit."
    - Conversation Within Elsydeon (by A2K)
  • Raja: "Lutz the Klutz - reeling on Red Ring Rico's... many misplaced messages?"
    Lutz, Rico: "..."
    Raja: "Ha ha ha!"
    - Conversation Within Elsydeon (by A2K)
  • "To tell you the truth... the only reason I kept you around was because if I were in a pinch I could use you as my emergency food supply." - Odin, to Myau; Conversations Within Elsydeon (by A2K)
  • "Wait a second, if I'm holding this right now, then where--" - A random PSO hunter, Conversation With an Elysion Within Elsydeon (by A2K)
  • Wren: "GO GO GADGET VULCAN!"*pulls out gun*
    Rika: "Wren NO!
    Wren: *blasts hole in wallpaper*
    Rika: "darn it! thats the third time this week!"
    Raja: "How can the inside of a sword have wallpaper?"
    Demi: *shrugs*
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Hannahsharp)
  • "So I get arrested for public drunkedness right? and I says to the fuzz: 'I want drunk in PUBLIC, I was drunk in BAR, and they threw me out in PUBLIC.' Hahahaha!" - Raja, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Hannahsharp)
  • "So, what were you going to accomplish by staying on Azura and watching it blow up all around you?" - Sean to Ayn, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "I'm one of the few who have died twice in a row. I choked on a Moon Dew." - could be any character, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "Man, I'm tired. I better RES up a bit before I take on the day. Ha ha!" - Another lame Raja joke, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • Chaz: Demi's been avoiding us lately. Seems like she's afraid to be stepped on again.
    Raja: You kidding?! She was always Nurvus to begin with! hahaha!
    Chaz: (smacks self in the head and mumbles) Walked into that one.
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • Daniel: Live long and prosper. (gives vulcan hand symbol)
    Rika and Nei: What are you talking about?
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • Chaz: Umm...about your temple hall...
    Raja: Don't worry about it! Ship happens even to the best of us. Hahaha!
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • Gryz: "Let me get this straight. If Zio had the power to destroy Molcum, then why didn't he have to power to bust open the blocked passageway to Tonoe?"
    Rune: "I must confess; Zio never destroyed Molcum. I was testing my newly acquired Flalei and...well, you know how flamable motavian tents can be."
    Gryz: (confused) "Wait a minute! I thought Zio killed my people!"
    Rune: "He did. The Black Energy Wave doesn't destroy buildings you know. Take the town of Mile, for example."
    Gryz: "Ah! It makes perfect sense now!"
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "You've had all this eternity to practice, but for some reason, your swing continues to be slow." - Alys
    "To hell with my swing! I'd like to see you lug this Elsydeon around! This bugger's heavy!" - Chaz
    "Told ya you should've stuck to hunting knives." - Alys
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "Was that really Alis's Sword that was sold at Termi? No wonder she had such a hard time fighting a single Dark-Falz!" - Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "Alys, your immunity to the Black Energy Wave is too weak! I was hit by Zio's BEW after your death, and I didn't cry in pain, nor die in that manner." - Chaz
    "............Well.......I still think--" - Alys
    (interrupting) "LEAVE MY SWING OUT OF THIS!" - Chaz
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "So why is it that we need Deban to use the Destruction combo attack? Granted, maybe it protects us from the explosion, but don't we have the right to blow ourselves up if we want to?" - Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "I used to think how great my armor was, but then I wondered why those monsters never bothered to just slice my legs off." - Rika
    "Well, nobody said monsters were intelligent." - Chaz
    (Rika, Nei, and Myau give evil stares)
    "Um...present company being the exception of course...(embarrassed expression)" - Chaz
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "I'm still trying to figure out why I could clone Nei before defeating Neifirst, but not after. What baffles me even more is that the clones were affected by Neifirst's death as well!" - a confused Rolf, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "The death of a whole town? I guess a sand worm was the least of the ranch owner's problems." - Chaz
    "When it comes to the Profound Darkness, problems always seem a 'mile' wider than usual. Ha ha!" - Raja
    "Grrrrrr. I should've crosscuted you when I had the chance!" - Chaz
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "Motavia is known for it's speedy mail delivery service. I'd finish a hunter's guild mission, and the person would send his commission to the guild. I'd Ryuka my way to Aiedo, and the commission STILL beat me to town!" - Chaz
    "Amazing. It certainly puts Global Priority Mail to shame, doesn't it?" - Daniel
    "Global what?" - Chaz
    "Nevermind." - Daniel
    Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • "Tell me Hahn, how is loafing around the principal's office all day considered 'secretly training'? - Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Crazylaz)
  • 'How I died? Well, remember, Rika was, in fact, only a one year old, and when that came out the Hunter's Guild's reactions weren't none too pleasant . . .' -Chaz Conversations within, you know the deal, you made the blased things up... (by Sobbekarra)
  • "Hey, what are you?"
    "I'm a glitch. Here, have a Master Ball."
    -Chaz and MissingNo., Conversations between Elysdeon (by Ronixis Kenni)
  • "Laya, or LAYA?" - Orakio, Conversations within Elysdeon (by Rune)
  • "So Siren I hear you have an OC48 with a T1 backbone..."
    "I also hear you run Linux Debian with the 2.12 Kernel..."
    "...So I guess now we know why Dark Force didn't stand a chance."
    "Yes, it's quite amazing what the 'kill -9' command is capable of."
    "It was an unfortunate event that my router, and my hub went down simultaniously just before I was confronted by the [3rd generation] characters."
    - PS4's Wren to Siren, Conversations within Elysdeon (by Rune)
  • "Actually, we weren't trying to colonize anything. Rulakir just set a course for Copto because he wanted Alis Landale's autograph." - Orakio, ripping off Joel's CWEs (by Darrell Whitney)
  • (Odin is intent on his crossword puzzle)
    Odin: "I need a four letter word for a bad joke."
    Odin:"But then 'weak' won't fit."
    Alis: "Hahn."
    Odin: "That'll work."
    - Odin and Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Xankar)
  • "Alis landale?! can i get your autograph?"
    "I don't have a pen."
    "Not a problem."
    (Alis pulls out an exquisite pen)
    (Shir snatches it and runs for dear life)
    - Alis and Shir, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Xankar)
  • "When I was level 29 the priest could have at least told me that the highest i could go was thirty... I wasted weaks of training.." - Odin, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "You know for being a giant brain.... you are pretty dumb" - Dark Force (or D.Fo when he watches MTV), Conversations Within Netrdeon (by r00n)
  • "My favorite fable is 'THE BOY WHO CRIED DARK FORCE'" - Nei, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "I love Rika and all but... I wish she'd take those claws off to hug me..." - Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • Rolf: So, you got to fight your ancient evil with twelve warriors? THat doesn't seem fair...
    Max: Yeah. Most of us had names with more than four letters, too.
    Rolf: ...
    Max: Most, I said most.
    Rolf & Max, Crossovers Within Elsydeon (on the same storage rack as the Chaos Breaker, maybe?) (by ShadowWalker)
  • "I lost LIFE. My father gave me LIFE." - Hopkins, Conversations within Elsydeon (by PhanGarrett)
  • "You know... I must been drunk when I started." - Rolf referring to the way he told the story of PS2, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "I don't know why they called it pyscho.... or wand.... it was neither..." - Rune, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "Why did the photon eraser release light when it shot... I thought it erased it..." - Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "You know what they didn't tell you about Lassic? *giggles* His real name was *giggle* Percy!" - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "I could take Nei, she used bars to claw people." - Rika, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "Rune why did we waste the time learning RIMIT? We never used it." - Chaz in a not so funny Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "Demi upgraded to Windows ME L-O-L SemiColon paranthessee." - Wren who is amused at Demi crummy choice of OS (by r00n)
  • "IF you want in to Elsydeon it'll cost you!" - Alis to Hahn, Conversations almost in Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "I caught Wren staring at the computer catalog again... that dog." - Kain, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "I know I know, 2 flies does not really merit the name 'Sworm'" - a defensive Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "Every once and awhile Rune would wax comedic, he had a some spell, he would say something cryptic and the enemy would turn into a midget-size and he'd poke it with a stick." - Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "All this Harry Potter stuff is starting to make me feel inadequate" - Rune, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "You know those monsters in the air castle you told me about Alis? It sounds to me like they always had their head in the clouds? Hahahaha OUCH. Okay I will stop, just put those away Rika." - Raja, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by r00n)
  • "I lost GRAMMAR SKILLS. My father gave GRAMMAR SKILLS." - Hopkins, Conversations Within The City (by PhanGarrett)
  • D00d: NE1 H4V SPR34D N33DL3?!? PL3453, D00D!!
    Alis: Hey, do we just let anyone in here now?!
    Odin: Sorry, Alis. He hit me with his Lavis Cannon and I was powerless to stop him.
    Myau: I bit him, but his Parasite Wear hurt my mouth.
    D00d: D00D5 U R G4Y!
    Alis: Don't you belong in the other Elsydeon on Oberon?!
    - What happened when PSO arrived, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by JWL)
  • "I could understand if ya 'ad given me ah name like 'Hick' er 'Redneck', but 'POOP"? What kindah sick oddball come up w'th 'POOP' fer a name??" --Josh Kain to Rolf, Conversations within Elsydeon (by PhanGarret)
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