This is sad... I can feel a single tear drop slip down my face... We're not going to be friends are we?
Cause i know we can't be friends if we can't be lovers..
Each of those posts, had 12-16 minute increments between them... Did you miss me that much... HEY, I'm back, you can stop patrolling your computer now, and only stopping every 30 minutes or so to run and take a piss real quick. Please, stop, pause, collect yourself, take a moment or two to wash your hands... I know you forgot to do so in your haste to make it back to your screen to see if I've returned to respond to your posts... BUT JUST FOR YOU, just for you, buddy, I won't quit this message board, cause I realize this is a life or death thing for you.
I'll stay here, I'll keep you company, and I'll continue to reply to your senseless posts to give you the attention you so direly need. I know your heart skipped a beat or two, when you frantically scanned the posts, Just to embark upon my sexy avatar, clad in black and purple, with Edge written in bold white letters. The thought that I'd never return and you'd never see my name again, it... it... it terrified you, yes, I know. Grab a Kleenex and compose yourself. I'm here, no need to cry anymore. Go to bed, get some rest... You might have another one of those tough days ahead of you tomorrow.
I HATE, and I mean I HATE, to pull a homosexual topic back up... But are you?? I'm not... I'm engaged, I'm sorry... We could of made a nice couple, but I'm just too in love with Chinelle to join your obsessed triple post love you have for me...
I never had a nemesis though... Maybe we can share that together? LOOK, we DO have something special... Awww, this is sweet. I'ma go, I need to wipe this tear away.
EDIT: This is a damn right shame, too... I REALLY LOVE SPACE... This could of been an awesome topic had you just not gone and asked what the 'hell' I was talking about >_< Ugh!
I've traveled back in time... 300 years... Just to call you a "Cracker"!